Listen. Let me preface this fashion wrap-up by telling you that 75% of the time I live in sweatpants, don’t wear makeup, and have a lion’s mane worth of hair. And every morning, I look VERY much like Nick Nolte’s mug shot.
So yo. Who am I to judge fashion? …oh well. Let’s do it anyway! Here are my unfiltered thoughts on last night’s Met Gala red carpet:
MEOW. Hands down, best-looking-lady on the carpet. Game over. Everybody else can go home.
GWYNETH PALTROW FOR LAZARO BRIDESMAIDS, ca. 1987. I love and respect her and I love her for taking risks, but something bad happened here. The track practice ponytail also didn’t do it for me.
CARRIE BRADSHAW FOR PRESIDENT! I can’t not love it because she looks like she’s having so much fun. She also looks like a Roman Gladiator.
THAT DRESS IS RAD. She just looks stunning. Also, did she sign the Declaration of Independence?
COOLEST JACKET EVER. Also, that one-sided ‘do and hair piece makes me wanna put my hair in a banana clip.
I like her so much. And that is why I would like to send her 75 BOXES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
ALL HAIL LADY CRAWLEY. I mean, she looks like she’s going for tea & crumpets but whatever.
STUNNING. I love Shameless, but it’s so refreshing not to see her sitting on a toilet and looking all strung out & tired.
THAT’S JUST A COOL ASS OUTFIT. And if I had those legs, I’d run around in my underpants all day long. Hi5 to Rachel Roy, who designed her get-up. *FAVE*
PRINCE AHH-LIIII, FABULOUS HE, ALI-A-BA-BWAAAHHH.
THRILLED to see her in something other than a floral babydoll dress + granny cardi + sneakers + cat eye glasses.
Ashley Madekwe’s (center) dress is AMAZING. PS, do you guys read her style blog?
I mean. I WANT THIS IN MY CLOSET. Gorgeous. *FAVE*
MESH AND SPIKED AND JUST BAD ALL OVER.
SO, SO REDEEMING. Awesome platinum hair, and killer side-boob. She looked amazing. *FAVE*
PUNK EYESHADOW DONE RIGHT. Plus a hunk done right. DAMN.
PUNK EYESHADOW DONE SCARY.
LADYLIKE CHIC, TO THE TUNE OF PERFECTION. She is a *doll*.
MOTIVATION. To just throw the Papa John’s pizza I ordered in the trash can. Damn girl.
BEST FRO I’VE EVER SEEN. And it’s pink?? I can’t even handle it.
What did you guys think?? Who were your favorites?
All images courtesy of Huffington Post.