Fashion « Covet Living

I found the most darling little (faux) leather jacket at Forever 21 last week and just had to grab my megaphone. Surprisingly, for $27.80, it doesn’t feel cheap AT ALL – it feels like BUTTAH. It’s not online, but it is still in stores… So, I recommend scooting sprinting over to Forever and snagging one for yourself, stat.

Look at the contrast detail on the underside of the arms. It’s a cozy sweater material. Nomnomnom.

Sideview. The collar rocks my face off.

I’ll be in the Hamptons this weekend with my favorite co-blogger, Karrie, and our 3rd bestie, Melissa. And you better believe all I packed were a few long maxi dresses and my skinny cargo jeans… all of which I will be wearing this new bad boy over, since it’ll be brisk at night.

xoxo!

Listen. Let me preface this fashion wrap-up by telling you that 75% of the time I live in sweatpants, don’t wear makeup, and have a lion’s mane worth of hair. And every morning, I look VERY much like Nick Nolte’s mug shot.

So yo. Who am I to judge fashion? …oh well. Let’s do it anyway! Here are my unfiltered thoughts on last night’s Met Gala red carpet:

MEOW. Hands down, best-looking-lady on the carpet. Game over. Everybody else can go home.

GWYNETH PALTROW FOR LAZARO BRIDESMAIDS, ca. 1987. I love and respect her and I love her for taking risks, but something bad happened here. The track practice ponytail also didn’t do it for me.

CARRIE BRADSHAW FOR PRESIDENT! I can’t not love it because she looks like she’s having so much fun. She also looks like a Roman Gladiator.

THAT DRESS IS RAD. She just looks stunning. Also, did she sign the Declaration of Independence?

COOLEST JACKET EVER. Also, that one-sided ‘do and hair piece makes me wanna put my hair in a banana clip.

I like her so much. And that is why I would like to send her 75 BOXES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

ALL HAIL LADY CRAWLEY. I mean, she looks like she’s going for tea & crumpets but whatever.

STUNNING. I love Shameless, but it’s so refreshing not to see her sitting on a toilet and looking all strung out & tired.

THAT’S JUST A COOL ASS OUTFIT. And if I had those legs, I’d run around in my underpants all day long. Hi5 to Rachel Roy, who designed her get-up. *FAVE*