WAHHH Happy Holly-days! We’re kicking off Gift Guide Week with (ours) truly… My wishlist is – per the usge – part practical and part pipe dream, but these are the sugarplums & gumdrops I’m dreaming about finding under the tree this year. Hopefully you guys will get some good idears from mine (today) and Karrie’s (tomorrow) but we’re dropping these Gift Guides like it’s hot ALL. WEEK. LONG. so you gotsta stay tuned. We may not blog every day but we do not – I repeat, NOT – mess around when it comes to these. Here’s what we’ve got on deck:
Karrie – Tuesday 12/1
Fellas – Wednesday 12/2
For the Home – Thursday 12/3
Gals – Friday 12/4
Alright – let’s get this party started. Santy… can you hear me?? #ijustpoopedmypants
1 – FREEDOM BEACH CRUISER, Pacific Beach Bikes, $189. Since I live 1 mile from the beach in a community where everything is within walking/biking distance, I need a set of wheels, right? Right. And I def need ’em in mint green + white with a tan leather seat. Slap a wicker basket on the front of that bad boy and we’re in biz.
2 – SUNNIES, Warby Parker, about $100. I can’t find these exact shades (top of stack) on Warby’s Parker’s site anymore, but this company takes the guesswork out of sunnies: you can “try ’em at home” – free shipping both ways and you can order up to 5 pairs and feel ’em out / keep ’em for 5 days.
3 – LINEN EDGED TOWELS, Anthropologie, $10 – $48. Nice towels are one of those things I always need but for some reason, never buy. These feel like buttah and look like understated elegance – à la a scene from a quaint but well-appointed beach shack in the J.Crew resort catalog.
4 – IN THE FLOW CROP II, Lululemon, $78 – $88. I love the tie dye version of my favorite yoga pant, ever… (for inquiring minds aka Mom & Dad, color: cadet blue/sapphire blue, size 6… second color choice is the dark charcoal grey). These are *THE* most comfortable and insanely flattering pants of all time.
5 – POM POM CHANDELIER EARRINGS, Annie Costello Brown, $219. Steep, I know, but this is a pipe dream list – ‘member?? These are by an uber cool jewelry designer based in LA. Can you say statement piece?
6 – UNKNOWN FACE, Sally King Benedict. Sally is a brilliant artist out of Charleston (now Atlanta) whom you may have seen gracing the cover of Domino, circulating the Pinterest-phere or or in the Covet Living feature below (which Sally later reposted, which then prompted me to wet my pants). Her works – the faces in particular – have become wildly popular and are now also wildly out of my price range. But a girl can dream! And by “dream” I mean have Karrie try to recreate one of my favorite SKB paintings for me. If Sally’s work happens to be in your price range (there was a face on exhibit at the George Gallery in Charleston a few months back for around $7,000) then I suggest you invest like, yesterday, before it takes all the gold coins in Scrooge McDuck’s coin vault to buy one.
7 – BUSTIER YOGA BRA, Onzie,
$56 $32.99. This version in blush, spearmint and pearl is my FAVE. And it’s on supa sale…. *COUGH* JAYNE.
8 – boomBOTTLE WEATHERPROOF WIRELESS PORTABLE SPEAKER, Scosche, $130. Essential for lingering Boho Yard Parties and long beach days when we need to listen to the 1989 album on repeat. 10 hours of battery life and a 33-ft wireless range. $130 is steep though – here’s a budget friendly version for $21… but that one isn’t waterproof and has a shorter battery life etc.
9 – NEST GRAPEFRUIT CANDLE, Bixby & Ball, $38 – 20% OFF TODAY ONLY with code CYBERMON. When I say this is hands-down THE best smelling candle of all time, I mean it. It’s unreal. Most Voluspa candles are about $28 and smell amazing, so I had a tough time justifying the extra $10, but it’s worth it.
10 – ANSLEY MOCS, Ugg Australia, $100. Like a fur coat for your feet. I think I’ve purchased these for almost everyone I love – Bud, Mom, Dad, etc. Nothing keeps your feet warmer & fuzzier in the winter than these bad boys, and the pair I’ve had for a million years just bit the dust. Color: Chestnut. Size
land canoe 10. Note: the ones pictured with the tie are the Dakota, but I’m gunning for the Ansley (which have no tie, because that blasted little tie ALWAYS comes un-did and flips around. I ended up pulling mine out.)
11 – ROYAL FEAST, Pizza King, $18 plus $108 minimum for overnight shipping. Our little hometown is legendary for a few things – Muncie Burris volleyball, Ball jars, and Pizza King pizza. This little dive-y chain of pizza joints (all complete with jukeboxes and waitresses who still proudly sport wings and mullets under their red hats) around Delaware County is where we all flock to when we come home. It. is. heaven. Since I’ll be in North Carolina this year for the holidays, I’m hoping Santa overnights me a frozen one.
12 – MOLDED EYE MASK, Amazon, $36. This is one of those things I always thought people were high-maintenance for wearing, until I slept in one and I had the deepest and most delightful sleep I’ve had in years.
13 – WISTERIA TIE-DYED PILLOW, Celadon Home, $69. THIS IS NOT A DRILL – I REPEAT – THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Celadon Home now has a website you can BUY SH*T FROM AND THEY’LL SHIP IT TO YOU! For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure, Celadon Home is an AMAZING home decor shop in Charleston (Mt. P) – it’s where I furnished almost my entire home from circa 2006, where Gregger and I used to go on Saturdays just to stroll the aisles with cups of coffee in hand to the tune of Norah Jones, and it’s also where I used to work and met one of my dearest friends, Caitlin. Think Matteo linens, one-of-a-kind textiles from India, luscious sofas and reclaimed casegoods. And amazing jewelry and gifts. Their buyers know wassup and can curate a killer mix with the best of ’em.
14 – BUFFALO PLAID FLANNEL SCARF, Hound Collection, $38. Because Gusses need new threads, too. I discovered Hound Collection on Instagram and they’re now my go-to for all things Canine Affluenza.
15 – LEATHER MACBOOK CASE, Etsy, $199. This is one of those things that I absolutely do not need but absolutely swoon over. Buttery tan leathuh + understated elegance = (dingdingding!) winner.
16 – HOT PINK WASHI TAPE, Etsy, $1.89. Great stocking stuffer! I use washi tape for all kindsa stuff: labeling wine glasses at parties, slapping pictures up on the mirror, sealing envelopes, etc.
17 – IF IT REQUIRES PANTS THEN NAH SHIRT, Etsy, $27.95. Motto in life… for me and every toddler the world over.
18 – VITAMIX S55 PERSONAL BLENDER, Williams-Sonoma, $449.95. This is the one thing on this list that I would use every single day. Because I used to make this juice recipe every single day and it made me feel amazing (and also made my skin look amazing). For a lower cost alternative, they have Certified Reconditioned Vitamixes for closer to $259 here – BOOM.
19 – BEACON STUD, Lulu Frost, $225 to buy | $30 to rent. These are definitely a statement (and investment piece)… luckily you can take them for a test drive over at Rent the Runway, and then snag them from jewelry genius Lulu Frost if you wanna keep ’em for good.
20 – BELLADONNA STRAW HAT, Gottex via One Kings Lane, $49. A little bit Golden Girls and a little bit Audrey Hepburn. No, I’m not 87 years old… but my face might look like I am in a few years if I don’t war this bad boy when I’m out in the sun. This hat = the difference between looking like Christie Brinkley at 60 or looking like Magda at 40.
21 – YOUTH SERUM, Arcona, $90. I got a sample of this the other day and it is like a magic potion for your skin. My face has become super temperamental the past year or so – probably just because I’m now in my mid-30’s and it’s-a-changin’ – but Arcona is also the only product line that I can always count on to calm and nourish my skin.
22 – CUTEST BRITCHES EVER, No Clue, $notthefoggiest. These are long gone and I can’t tell if I think they look like a diaper or bloomers or short-shorts, but every time I look at them, I’m reminded that I absolutely positively need a pair.
23 – OYSTER PEARL RING, Vignettes, $395. I tried this on MONTHS ago at an adorable antique store in OB, then put it back and have thought about it about every 3rd day since. Hoping
Santa Stevie Claus’ love of antiques prompts him to tie a little bow on it for me.
That’s all I got! And after all that… I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you that while all the things on this list are lovely, I really don’t need anything. All I really ever want for Christmas is to be nestled in a glowing cinnamon-smelling house with smoke coming out of the chimney, huddled up with my family, in my sweatpants and fuzzy socks, watching the Hallmark channel and slamming pecan pie while my Dad and Gus roll around and play on the floor. Etc etc. I remember having this feeling after my Grandparents passed – this ‘oh sh*t,’ kind of quiet empty moment where I realized nothing would ever be the same again. And so I don’t know – lately I think I’ve been thinking about how lucky I am that almost every single person in the world I love is still here, including my nutty parentals whom I love more than life itself and would be lost without. And I was so lucky to spend Thanksgiving with friends who feel like family, but save for Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday and a stacked schedule of daytime activities, I also came home to a quiet, empty house each night… which was kind of peaceful but mostly made me realize that it was almost a preview of what life – and holidays – might be like if I didn’t have a family… almost like George Bailey’s alternate reality from It’s a Wonderful Life or Kevin living alone in his house in Home Alone. So long story long, my list is baller and my current Lulu yoga pants have a legit hole in the crotch, but all I really want for Christmas is to relish some QT with my fam.