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Oscar Fashion Round-Up

Is it just us or did last night’s red carpet + show seem to go by faster than most? Usually I’m fast forwarding thru the middle of the show with one hand, while spooning the Breyer’s into my mouth with the other, but last night I stayed glued to the TV. Maybe cause I kept waiting for sh*t to go down, dunno. Anywho, here’s what WE thought of a handful of the red carpet looks. Let us know what you think:

LIKE A CONFECTION!

K: You know when you wake up in the morning and lie in bed scrolling thru Insta with one eye shut? That’s what I had to do when I first saw this dress. I’m still confused. What are those things? Diamond-encrusted razor blades? Regardless, she’s real pretty and gets to boink Michael Fassbender sothisisallawash mmmmkay.

S: Wait she’s diddling Michael Fassbender???  Sorry – focusing: she’s lovely, and all that dress does for me is makes me think of fluffy whipped buttercream in the bowl.  I can literally hear the Kitchen Aid beaters whipping it to perfection.

WE’RE NOT IN IRELAND ANYMORE. 

K: No, we’re on the streets of NYC circa 1987, playing a lady of the street in a scene from {insert 80s movie}, in which a pack of ’em saunter to the main character’s car, look inside, and while snapping their gum say, “What’ll it be, darlin’?” while their pimp suspiciously looks at them from the street corner. I meannnnn… she looks great. Love how the color compliments her eyes.

S: She is hands-down my favorite of the night.  I love the beachy hair with that swanky dress… (why does it make me think of Scarface?)  I love that she wore earrings that don’t match.  Superb side boob.  But most of all I loved how comfortable girlfriend was in her own skin – owning it but cracking jokes and having a great time and looking like a boss… it was like Kate Hudson meets Cate Blanchett behavior.

Saiorse Ronan

THANK HEAVENS SHE’S SWITCHING TO ACTING.

S: That performance was super powerful because of the subject matter and all the survivors on stage.  But her voice sounded like what grating my knuckles across a cheese grater feels like.  Also, I’d like to borrow her boyfriend.  Like, forever.  Last, I mean.  I am legit DYING:

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CAN A SISTER CRACK A SMILE JUST ONCE? 

K: Get this girl some prune juice, cause she’s either constipated or so tightly wound you could stick a lump of coal up her patooka and pull out the purdiest diamond ever. Like, the Hope Diamond.

S: BFdhjksfjsahhaha.  The Hope Diamond.  Otherwise listen, I actually love this dress.  I think it’s exquisite.  But the hair… gurl.  Somebody tap her on the shoulder and tell her The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo came out like, 10 years ago.  It’s over.

IT WAS SO SWEET OF AUDREY HEPBURN TO LEND EDDIE REDMAYNE HER SIZE 0 CIGARETTE PANTS FOR THE OSCARS!

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PRETTY FROM THE NECK UP.

K: But the dress was ill fitting, the top was just confusing, and the color reminded me of my 10th grade holiday dance dress (which I attended with Chad Ashcraft, to whom Steph coincidentally sent a Valentine’s Day Candygram two months later, but I digress).

S: I actually missed her on the carpet.  But yeah – stunning from the neck up but she can do mo betta.

Reese Witherspoon

BEST MILF AWARD.

K: Usually we wanna force feed her six #7s from T-Bell, a Pizza Hut stuffed garlic knots pizza and a Mrs. Fields cookie cake, but tonight we’re givin’ it to her: Mrs. Consuelos looked s-m-o-k-i-n-g hot.

S: Hair is on fleek.  PS I just learned what “on fleek” meant last week.

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WE’RE CONFUSED. 

K: When did Claire’s Boutique chokers make their way to the Oscar’s red carpet? Olivia Wilde’s usually worthy of a girl crush in our eyes, but that choker completely ruined the elegance of her look in my opinion.

S: I mean, girlfriend still looks like sex on a stick.  And this actually looks like something I would pick out, so I appreciate the risk, but I feel like something about it didn’t work – maybe the cut.  That said, my favorite thing about her is that I know she doesn’t give a flying &#%@.

Olivia Wilde

EXQUISITE.

K: Absolutely gorgeous. And *no one* could pull off this showstopper like her, because she is downright regal.

S: Her bod looks amazing.  That said… when I looked at her dress, I got a warm fuzzy nostalgic feeling where I flashed back to reaching for the biggest stick of aqua rock candy in one of those glass jars at Cracker Barrel.

Cate Blanchett

IS SHE WASTED?

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TERMINATOR T-1000 CALLED; HE WANTS HIS SPLOOGE BACK.

K: Plus, this get-up screams SAG Awards or People’s Choice… not tha Oscah’s. Right?

S: You know, I gotta give my girl Kate MAJOR props for that hair.  It’s always up-did and shellac’d perfectly into place, and now it’s kinda like, stunning and a little beachy but WHATEVUH.  Which is how I feel like she is in general – effortlessly gorgeous.  The dress might be made of T2 molten lava + taffeta, but I totally appreciate that it’s not another navy blue, off-the-shoulder number.

Kate Winslet

THE FEMALE BENJAMIN BUTTON.

K: Does this woman age? Also, true story: When I worked at the talent agency which rep’d Charlize a few years ago, she was often passed over for roles – for being too beautiful. Steph: This must be why we’re never invited to the Bloggers Conferences!

S: re Charlize, I can’t even.  Good GAWWD.  re being the redheaded stepchildren of the blogosphere – BDHDHSAHHAHA.

Charlize Theron

SHE CAN DO NO WRONG IN OUR EYES.

K: Waaaaaayallllll, except not lie in the back of her limo on the way to the Awards with a Joy Mangano steamer and iron out that little patch of wrinkles near her goody bits. But it’s all good girl! We love ya. And hope you saw Noah backstage and screamed and ran up to him and wrapped your legs around him.

S: Did you see the back of this?  To die for.  I bet if Noah had seen her backstage, he would’ve put down his bacon + pancaketh and taken it to the sheets for Round 6.  She JUST looks STUNNING.  That color is amazing.

Rachel McAdams

MEH. SOMETHING’S OFF HERE.

K: I’m not sure if we’re just not used to her wearing anything other than green, but the earrings could have been daintier and her teeth about six shades less brown OH MY GOD WE WILL LITERALLY MEET YOU IN FIVE AT THE DOORSTEPS OF HELL.

S: JFKLDJKLfjdksjfahfahhahahahahhahaha.  Yep see you there pal.  Love her tho.

Julianne Moore

GLAM OSCAR STATUETTE-COME-TO-LIFE DRESS. LAZY HAIR.

K: This one’s a pet peeve of mine. I’m sure she spent hours/days/weeks sloughing, plucking, dying, tanning, and doing everything to look ready for the big day. So why stop at the hair? Have your stylist put some pretty beach waves in it or something.

S: I thought everything was perfection.

Margot Robbie

WHAT GETTING THE ELEPHANT-SIZED ROCK OFF YOUR CHEST LOOKS LIKE.

K: Y’all read the hot-off-the-press Vanity Fair interview with her right? The one in which, when asked about Ben Affleck’s ginormous back tat of a phoenix rising from the ashes, replied with, “Bless his heart.”? She looks great. Perfectly coiffed and though it’s usually not our fave color on the red carpet, this black dress is gorgeously cut, and super flattering. G’on girl.

S: Dear Ben Affleck – how’s that Nanny working out for ya?  …uh, yeah.  And bravo to our girl for keeping it so classy, no matter what insane amount of upheaval just went on in your personal life.

Jennifer Garner

BIGGEST, HOTTEST, MESSIEST MESS OF THE DECADE.

Heidi Klum

K&S: And when we saw the below Instagram posted last night, we about spit up our wine:

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE? 

K: Oh, and the dress is perfection. No, but seriously, Google “Olivia Munn Before & After” and voila. (They call me the Plastic Surgery Whisperer)

S: I never paid much attention to her before so I didn’t see her before/after face sitch… I thought the color of the dress and the lipstick was P-E-R-F-E-C-T. And why didn’t I know she was dating Aaron Rodgers??

Olivia Munn

LOVE HER. 

K: Loved her in Sicario (SO badass), and she looks beautiful here. I just wish her dress – and I’m getting a smidge picky here – was a darker shade of pink. I think she’s a little washed out. But I still think she looks gorge.

S: Miranda Priestly would not be pleased with what’s happening south of her neck, but I adore this from the neck up.  And her.  And that clutch.

Emily Blunt

K: PRETTIEST DRESS FROM THE RUE MCCLANAHAN COLLECTION. 

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S: She actually reminds me of a little sprite… or, that face Reese Witherspoon makes in Cruel Intentions.  Member?

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SHE’S IN SICK SHAPE, AND ROCKS MANY A RED CARPET DRESS.

K: But you know what else she’s rocking here? A dress the color of a 90s slap bracelet, icy diamonds on her chest and a deep red stain. No bueno. Way too many looks… way too busy. 

S: Yeah.  What she said.  Love her tho.  PS have you seen her & Liev’s house in Arch Digest??  That kitchen is ammmaaaaaaazing.

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What’d YOU guys think of the looks, and while we’re at it, the show?

xoxo,

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Sunday Mishmash of Goodness

Sunday Morning | Covet Living

Gooooood MMMMORNING (!)  This post is not about The Bachelor, nor is it another Gone With The Wind-esque run-down of what’s popping over at Casa Covet Living.  Lately, I’ve been looking at an AutoCAD / Cabinet Vision screen and reading plumbing fixture & wood flooring reviews with a fervor that I think may’ve begun to make my eyes start crossing inward.  And sidebar – lemme tell you – I honest-to-goodness LOVE doing all of those things, and feel REALLY grateful to be doing them for a living (which is still such a funny and amazing concept to me), but it’s also been a minute since I free-balled it and did my absolute favorite thing… and that, my friends, is fiddling the morning away on Pinterest – while the coffee maker gurgles in the background and bacon cooks and Gus lays at my feet.  Which is what is happening right now (except the bacon is pappardelle), and it’s heaven I tell ya.  And it’s good for my soul – in the same way planting potted herbs and using my power sander and riding a beach cruiser and smelling saltwater and painting and spending the day at a flea market is.  So you can tee up my favorite Sunday morning mix if you wanna…

Sunday Morning Mix | Covet Living

…and then, hey.  Feel free to fiddle faddle with me – here are the things that make me REAL happy, and the things currently tickling my proverbial pickle these days:

Is it Spring yet?

peonies | covet living

This Easter-egg-amazing crochet ditty from Kiini

crochet boho bikini | covet living

Love me some Aloha.

aloha collection | covet living

PS: Get 20% off sitewide today with the code SPRINGDREAMIN.

This situation, which is a sultry version of my every-day wardrobe.

White and Denim | Covet LIving

This stunner, which – at this point if I ever wanna get married – I would probably wear.  On a warm saunty beach.  With a taco stand as a caterer.

Moda Operandi Alexis Dress | Covet Living

…or this:

simple sequin dress | covet living

Speaking of marriage and tacos, have you seen this?  Truer words have really never been spoken.

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I love this Gigi Stoll photograph so much it hurts.

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Could I please get two claps for my big man GusGus for President?  I’ve never seen him not chase and/or have an absolute melt down when faced with a cat.  My friend Kristine graciously took (amazing) care of him while I was in Hawaii, and sent me this one day.  I was all kinds of jaw-on-floor for at least an hour.

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This striped blue fabric makes me weak at the knees in an English country house / It’s Complicated sort of way…

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And while we’re in a blue period, so does this custom ottoman from Brooke Wagner Design.  She’s a designer out of Newport Beach, and I lovelovelove her work.

Ottoman by Brooke Wagner Design | Covet Living

That goes for these perfect blue and white pots from Bixby & Ball I saw last week at the John Robshaw event (remember when I diddled in my drawers when he kissed me on the cheek?  Then patted him on the arm LIKE AN A$$ HOLE and said, “Good job buddy.  Keep it up!”  Cuz I do.)

Perfect Blue & White Pots | Bixby & Ball | Covet Living

Last blue and white thing: I need this.

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Today, I’m delighted to be hibernating and working on my own business and I haven’t thought too much about it as of late… maybe I should, ‘fore my ovaries look like something from the Walking Dead… but someday, maybe this’ll be nice to have again.

love | covet living

The perfect weekend outfit..

sunday outfit | covet living

I wanna make luscious drapery panels out of this Zak + Fox “Sauvage in Raffia” situation REAL BAD.

zak and fox raffia | covet living

This goofy outtake is the only pic I have of it, but how gorgeous is the fresh jade lei Hope’s mama made??  PS have you guys ever smelled pua keni keni??  It’s this little flower that grows on a bush, and it is the most delicious thing these nostrils have ever encountered.  If somebody makes a pua keni keni candle, I’m buying stock.

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Um.  Schumacher took one of their most gorgeous wallpaper patterns (Feather Bloom) and came out with a buncha new color ways, including Fuschia.  Could you die?

feather bloom in fuschia | covet living | 5006076

My homegirl Priscilla Presley aka Adrienne showed me this last week and I basically did.

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I dig this bathroom – in all its rustic + unpolished brass glory.

rustic glam bath | covet living

I saw these at Country Floors last week.  They’re brand new and they SO PRETTY IN PERSON.

country floors | covet living

This tile is not new but it’s also not ugly, AT all.

country floors | covet living

This makes me so happy.

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So does this oyster chandelier from Lowcountry Originals, which I fawn over every time I see it at market.  I’ll take one for my beach house.  Thanks.

lowcountry originals lighting | covet living

Where was this number when I was packing for Hawaii?  Remind me to blog about that untouched fairy wonderland soon.  Or you can just scroll my insta feed from 2 weeks ago and you’ll get the idea.

Mikoh Belize Bikini | Covet Living

Speaking of suits, this Samudra situation is the best one-piece I’ve ever seen, and the colors are beautiful in person.  I have Easter Egg fever – can you tell?

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As things that aren’t ugly go, there’s also this:

white one piece | covet living

PS: I’m eating leftover Lupi for breakfast right now, and it is nothing short of amazing. #pms

pappardelle with lamb rage | covet living

Sigh.  Nostalgia.  This looks like the field behind my house as a kid.

nostalgia | covet living

Since I am currently on the custom cabinetry side of design, I notice gorgeous details – like the molding on these doors – more than I used to:

cabinet door molding | covet living

Love how these folks used a repurposed shop counter as a kitchen island:

reclaimed shop counter as island | covet living

Love an unexpected color-combo – like neon + beige.  Maybe I’d cut the sleeves off this guy though – or make it cap sleeved but backless.  Cuz, you know, I’m not a pilgrim.  As is evidenced by my affinity in recent years for crop tops, which I know my parents love.

neon and beige | covet living

I’d like to have that.  For breakfast. #pms

short ribs | covet living

Walker Zanger wonder.

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Exhale.

pier | covet living

This Bolivian blanket is gorgeous.  These aren’t cheap, but man they’re stunnahs, and you can use them in oodles of noodles of ways… as a rug, thrown over a headboard… as upholstery for your dining chairs… or at the foot of the bed – à la Karrie’s guest room.

bolivian blanket | covet living

Um.  I saw this and then read it 7x, because it is as true a phenomenon as I’ve ever seen when it comes to SO MANY of my close friends’ relationships I know about, and my own relationship from a few years ago.  I don’t know if it’s a Peter Pan situation or what… but maybe not, because it applies in some of my 50-something friends’ relationships too.  And loving someone like that is so, so ****ing rare that it is truly the saddest thing in the world to let go of when the other person can’t get it together… but whoever wrote that is right – about the you must leave part & all.

walk away | peter pan quote | covet living

This chunky, nubby Boho coverlet.  Please get in my beach house.

boho coverlet | covet living

I am so about to paint my bathroom this dreamy, salmon-y dreamsicle color.  Don’t tell my landlord.

Coral Gables Benjamin Moore 2010-40 | Covet Living

My favorite print from Spoonflower.  Looks like Eskayel, but sans the price tag.  I just ordered this sample and it’s even more gorgeous in person.

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Love these antique pendants from Ann Morris, cuz seeing the SAAAAAAME usual suspects of lighting gets real snoozy real fast.

Antique Pendant Ann Morris Antiques | Covet Living

And this Scottish lantern.  It’s a cool $5k, but hey.  Great for inspo.  (*COUGH* – you can also have things like this custom-made, which is not inexpensive but not as $$ as you’d think)

Scottish Lantern | Ann Morris | Covet Living

Speaking of knocking things off… y’all know from this post that Sally King Benedict (former fellow Charleston-ite) is my favorite artist, ever.  And then she shared the Dream Beach House thing I put together on her Insta and I nearly shat myself.

Stephanie Ballard Covet Living | Sally King Benedict

ANYHOW, the ditty below which popped up in her Insta-feed recently is one of the most gorgeous paintings of hers I’ve ever seen… but she’s become SO POPULAR in recent years and her pieces are now so valuable that there’s no way in hockey sticks I’ll be able to afford one – at least not for the foreseeable future.  And so my right hand woman Karrie is painting me something similar.  I accidentally saw it hiding in the guest room when I was there last weekend and it was already so beautiful I almost died.  I cannot wait till it’s done.

sally king benedict | covet living

Love this dreamy exterior.  We’re using it as inspo on my Modern Farmhouse project in Ohio.

beatiful exterior | covet living

This is goofy and I love it.

ruffle off shoulder bikini | covet living

On a more covered up note, this I love so much it hurts.  It speaks to my I would’ve also loved being born in the 1940’s sensibilities.

off the shoulder | covet living

This pillow slays me.  I don’t know what’s so different about it than alllll the batik and mud cloth situations I’ve seen 9 trillion times, but something is.  I think I might buy it for myself for my birthday, like the slut that I am.  Nothing haunts you like the things you love and didn’t buy… or so they say.

chairish blue pillow | covet living

Preach sistah.

life is tough | covet living

Je love.  And je don’t know why je love things like that and then je wear sweatpants in real life, but c’est la vie.

black feather skirt | covet living

Anyway – it’s Sunday before 7am so imma go hike with Gus then take my pasta-from-last-night-filled buddha to the beach, then watch the Oscars.  Which makes me feel like this.

freedom | covet living

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