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The Healthiest Pizza You Ever Did Eat

Zucchini pizza

There’s no getting around it: Steph and I are big time pizza sluts. Huge. Over Xmas we devoured our collective weight in dough and cheese, with zero consideration for how this might make us look a couple weeks later. Note- we like texting each other pix when we’re about to get down:

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 Nacho cheese and pizza.  Babies and pizza.

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But now that we’re back and reality’s hit us over the head like a stack of bricks, I thought we could use a healthier pizza recipe that’s SO easy to make, and totally not bad for you! BEHOLD THE MOST DELICIOUS, healthiest pizza ever: Zucchini Crust Pizza. No, this ain’t no hippy sh*t. This is delightfully satisfying pizza without the wheat bloat.

Here’s what you need, and need to do:

~~INGREDIENTS~~

For the crust:

  • 2 eggs
  • About 3 small-medium zucchinis
  • 1.5 cups grated parmesan or mozzarella
  • salt

For the toppings:

Anything you like on a pizza!  What I use:

  • Tomato sauce OR pesto
  • Grated mozzarella or parmesan cheese OR sliced fresh mozzarella cheese
  • Ricotta cheese or goat cheese, for small dollops on top (optional)
  • Assorted veggies. Pre-sauté for extra flavor, especially if you’re using onion, garlic and mushrooms. A little italian parsley or basil is nice too; the basil can be added fresh after the pizza is cooked, and the parsley is nice in the sauté. Arugula’s yummy. Finely chopped greens are nice. Fresh tomatoes can be added after the pizza is cooked too.
  • Meat if you like/eat meat on pizza: Crumbled sausage would work well. Pre-sauté. Ground chicken would be tasty, cooked with lots of garlic.
  • Olive oil, black pepper

~~DIRECTIONS~~

  • Preheat the oven to 450 degrees.
  • Grate zucchini.
  • Sprinkle salt on the zucchini and stir. Let it sit a few minutes.
  • Squeeze the water out of the zucchini by wrapping in cheese cloth or paper towel, or pressing the zucchini on one plate and pressing another plate on top of it. Or, you can put it in a colander and press a bowl or paper towel into it.
  • Mix the zucchini with egg and shredded cheese (*Steph mixed hers with half a cup of cheese and half a cup of almond flour):

Zucchini Crust Pizza

  • Spread parchment paper on a pizza stone or baking sheet. Spread out your dough batter about 1/2 inch thick into a circle.

Zucchini crust pizza | Covet Living

  • Bake in the oven until it has browned, about 15-20 minutes. Meanwhile, as it’s cooking, sauté any toppings you want cooked. I sautéed garlic, mushrooms, parsley and tomatoes

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  • Take the browned bottom crust out of the oven.

Zucchini crust pizza | Covet Living

  • Layer with whatever sauce you want (in this case, pesto)…

Zucchini Crust Pizza | Covet Living

  • …plus whatever toppings you want. I used the tomatoes and mushrooms, plus arugula
  • Bake again until the crust edges are more brown and the cheese on top (if you placed some on the pizza) melts into toppings.

Zucchini crust pizza | Covet Living

  • Take out of oven and add drizzled olive oil (or truffle oil if you real fancy), grated black pepper, and optional fresh tomatoes and fresh basil. Voila!

So there you have it. A pretty healthy alternative that doesn’t make you feel all bloated like after housing a normal pizza. And you can literally put whatever you want on it!

Though let’s be honest.  The two of us will never completely abandon Papa:

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PS – For other healthy recipes, check out:

  • The Coziest, Healthiest Chicken Soup here
  • Autumn Ingredient Salad here
  • BBQ Turkey Meatballs over Cheddar Corn Quinoa here
  • Pappardelle with Kale Pesto + Turkey Meatballs here

xoxo,

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Bachelor Week 2: What National Championship?

1.  I’ll say it: Kaitlyn’s right eyeball is pointing due east.  #seeyouonthebustohell

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2.  “Slow clap” …BAHAHHAHAHAHHA.  But I gotta give it to (I’ve already forgotten her name) for asking to stay… bold move sister.

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And I gotta give it to him for being sweet enough to give her another shot.  Plus the bit where he walked back in and re-introduced himself??  Adorable.

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3.  “When I went to sleep I was like, so daydreaming about Chris right now, and I was like, ‘are other girls like, lying in their beds daydreaming about him right now too?'” …I’m gonna pause to let everybody think about that one for a sec, and whether or not it makes a ^#%* lick of sense.  Nevermind the psych and STD tests they probably have to take before they come on the show – I just wanna know if she spelled her own name right on the SAT’s.

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4.  Now THAT is a man who can wear pink.

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….this is what I do at home when he wears stuff like that:

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5.  Did you catch the moment when Chris took a whiff of the fresh air and went all Mighty Dog on us?  Bless his heart.  He’s kinda nerdy.  But in the sweetest and most humble way anyone possibly could be.

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6.  I give Cody big hi-5’s long distance for whipping the Farmer into shape before production started…

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But the plunging V / unzipped sweatshirt with chest hair poking out *prolly* oughta stay in Cody’s playbook where it belongs.

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Slash, you tell me – whose pecks are bigger?  Chris’ or Jillian’s?  …my money’s on The Hulk Lube & Flex.

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7.  I hope for his sake he doesn’t drop the soap, cuz I bet there’s a crouching floozy / hidden skank in the bushes just waiting to pounce.

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8.  This is where I draw the line.

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9.  I lost at least 400 brain cells during Kelsey aka Melba Toast’s date.  She is a Natalie Portman-esque stunner, and I totally appreciate and respect the fact that she is raising a child as a mere kiddo herself, but c’maaahnn.  That doesn’t erase the cringe-worthy lunacy of the alien comment. Or the “I love your big nose!” business.  Or the fact that she was on a mission to see how many times she could cram the word “like” into every single sentence.

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10. Also.  GURL.  I know you just hit puberty last year, but instead of twirling your pigtails and gushing to the other girls aka vipers in the room about how many times he kissed you & such, maybe just go ahead and paint a GIANT bullseye on your back. (Face palm).  And she better watch out, cuz they’re about to hand Courtney Thorne Smith an oozie.

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11. HOW did Megan hold it together talking about how her dad passed away like, two weeks before filming started?  That is HEAVY stuff.  I think I really like her… for being a real chick, having some smarts, and for not being a stick insect.

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Though what was this??  …I’ll give her a pass, because maybe she was still criggity crunked from the rose ceremony.

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12.  DAMN.  That man can wear a blue shirt too.

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13.  I lied last week.  Courtney Thorne Smith’s not gonna boil a bunny – she’s gonna boil that poor cat.  What IS this nonsense?  This has gotta be a charade… right?  Slash, raise your hand if she reminded you of Jodie Foster in Nell for just a minute when she was speaking in tongues.

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14.  Seriously.  Who gave cuckoo for cocoa puffs a firearm?  #198sandwichesshortofapicnic

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15.  Dear Ashley: be a doll and pass your girl Lube & Flex some mascara.  Cuz we know you have 47 tubes of it stashed in your Louis Vuitton, as is evidenced by the tarantulas attached to your eyeballs.

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16.  Is he brushing his teeth between makeouts?  I feel like making out with Chris is a ride at the fair this week, and everyone’s just gettin’ in line.  Step right up, folks!

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17.  Is Erin Andrews on this season and I didn’t know it??

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18.  Hands-down the grossest makeout in Bachelor history.  And I knew it was gonna be all down hill from the moment she came at him with her mouth gaping open, like a large-mouth bass, then tried to mount him and swallow him whole.

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Sorry but I just don’t see this one goin’ anywhere.

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19.  Or this one.  I know they have to keep some chicks for ratings, but c’mon.  This makes me sad for ANY girl who genuinely wanted to have a shot with him and/or come on the show to do more than twerk, gyrate and get wasted on TV.

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20.  “Neh-nehneh-neh-neeehhhhh” = right up there with “nannah-nannah-boo-boo.”  And I hadn’t heard it since a game of tag at recess, when I was 8.  Until last night.

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She might be fun though this season.  I give her props for keepin’ it real with colorful commentary in all her interviews:

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21.  Jillian taking a nose-dive on the rug when she thought he called her name, followed by her getting up and pounding her chest and laughing a scary “MUUU-HA-HA-HA-HA” for an hour is still making me cringe over coffee this morning.

22.  He kept the Cuckoo Bird???????  FJKDSL:JKDFJOUueifjdlkjfklds;ajdlk;j&$*#(&$**(#@*)(#*@(*#@()#*@)(.  WWWWHHHAT?!  I got nothin’… except this is hard evidence that the producers must get at least 4 picks every week.

That’s all I got this week!  The floor is open.  Click here for last week’s in case you missed it.

Oh – wait…  I’ll keep with tradition, just to keep the playing field level.  Cuz it can’t be easy being under a microscope on national TV, while intoxicated.  PS: Kaycie Carr! Thanks for letting me tear a hole in the dance floor at your wedding, like a lunatic.

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*Shirtless Chris photo credit is from People.com by way of Michelle Money’s Twitter.

xoxo,

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