(Phone Dialing)
Best Buy: Hello, thank you for calling Best Buy.
Me: Hi, I was calling to find out if you had a certain CD in stock?
Best Buy: Sure. What’s the name of the CD?
Me: It’s Aziz Ansari. He’s a comedian, and it’s his newest CD.
Best Buy: What???
Me: Aziz Ansari… A-z-i-z-A-n-s-a-r-i.
Best Buy: Oh-kay… Give me a second. What’s the name of the album?
Me: Oh, sorry, let me look that up. One sec.
Me: Um, it’s called “Intimate Moments For a Sensual Evening.”
Best Buy: Silence.
Best Buy: More silence.
Best Buy: Fine, let me go look.
(via)
Six more days, homies.
xoxo,
A good reason to shop online early for your comic porn.
This made me laugh out loud.