House Beautiful

Grammy Recap

DAYUM.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the gym.

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

I mean.  I wouldn’t even know where to begin.  I cannot WAIT for Joan to get a hold of her tonight.

TACKY.

A-DORABLE.

…AND SO SUPER BAD ASS.

MOST GRACIOUS RED CARPET WHITNEY WORDS.

POSITIVELY FRIGHTENING.

LAVENDER  > GRAY.

HONEY, TUCK YOUR PETUNIA IN.

DISNEY PRINCESS PRETTY.

It’s Smurfy, but I loved it.  She can do no wrong for me, mostly because she’s always so fun, so positive and so bubble-gum peppy.

YOU KNOW WHAT…  I’M JUST NOT OVER IT YET.

AMEN…

…that she gave the Shirley Temple ringlets and red lipstick a break.  I think we all needed it.

SMOKIN.

ANISTON…  IS THAT YOU?

STUNNING, BUT…

1) Sequined clutch + sequined gown = overkill.  2) Tarantula mascara = yikes.  Otherwise, flawless.

BACKSTREET’S BACK, AND THAT HAIR IS NOT ALRIGHT.

LOSE THE BELT…

…and I would’ve loved it.  Probably because it reminds me of the dress Emma Stone donned a few months back.

CONFECTION PERFECTION.

MAGNIFICENT.

And so, so sad.  Huge props to Hudson for the level of poise it probably took to get through that.  I sobbed (and sobbed and sobbed), and my boy roommate stared at me like I had 3 heads.  I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think Billy Ray Cyrus of all people may’ve summed it up best when he said, “(Whitney) sang the backdrop to our lives.”  And that is true.

THAT SAID…  FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME:

Long live the 80’s,

1 Response to “Grammy Recap”


  • Comments: Who allowed that awful performance by Nikki Minaj? In rehearsals didn’t the producers go “Woah, woah, hold on, what’s this….” and think to switch out songs? It was the worst performance I’ve ever seen on the Grammys, and that’s saying a lot.

    -Karrie

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