Listen. Let me preface this fashion wrap-up by telling you that 75% of the time I live in sweatpants, don’t wear makeup, and have a lion’s mane worth of hair. And every morning, I look VERY much like Nick Nolte’s mug shot.
So yo. Who am I to judge fashion? …oh well. Let’s do it anyway! Here are my unfiltered thoughts on last night’s Met Gala red carpet:
MEOW. Hands down, best-looking-lady on the carpet. Game over. Everybody else can go home.
GWYNETH PALTROW FOR LAZARO BRIDESMAIDS, ca. 1987. I love and respect her and I love her for taking risks, but something bad happened here. The track practice ponytail also didn’t do it for me.
CARRIE BRADSHAW FOR PRESIDENT! I can’t not love it because she looks like she’s having so much fun. She also looks like a Roman Gladiator.
THAT DRESS IS RAD. She just looks stunning. Also, did she sign the Declaration of Independence?
COOLEST JACKET EVER. Also, that one-sided ‘do and hair piece makes me wanna put my hair in a banana clip.
I like her so much. And that is why I would like to send her 75 BOXES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
ALL HAIL LADY CRAWLEY. I mean, she looks like she’s going for tea & crumpets but whatever.
STUNNING. I love Shameless, but it’s so refreshing not to see her sitting on a toilet and looking all strung out & tired.
THAT’S JUST A COOL ASS OUTFIT. And if I had those legs, I’d run around in my underpants all day long. Hi5 to Rachel Roy, who designed her get-up. *FAVE*
PRINCE AHH-LIIII, FABULOUS HE, ALI-A-BA-BWAAAHHH.
THRILLED to see her in something other than a floral babydoll dress + granny cardi + sneakers + cat eye glasses.
Ashley Madekwe’s (center) dress is AMAZING. PS, do you guys read her style blog?
I mean. I WANT THIS IN MY CLOSET. Gorgeous. *FAVE*
MEH. EH.
MESH AND SPIKED AND JUST BAD ALL OVER.
SO, SO REDEEMING. Awesome platinum hair, and killer side-boob. She looked amazing. *FAVE*
PUNK EYESHADOW DONE RIGHT. Plus a hunk done right. DAMN.
PUNK EYESHADOW DONE SCARY.
ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
LADYLIKE CHIC, TO THE TUNE OF PERFECTION. She is a *doll*.
MOTIVATION. To just throw the Papa John’s pizza I ordered in the trash can. Damn girl.
BEST FRO I’VE EVER SEEN. And it’s pink?? I can’t even handle it.
What did you guys think?? Who were your favorites?
xoxo,
All images courtesy of Huffington Post.
Love Ashley Madekwe’s dress and all-over look, better than Jenny from the block! Kudos to Anne, Taylor, and the gal from “Shameless”…beautiful, feminine, & delicate dress. Kelly…don’t know what inspires that girl’s fashion, but the lavender hair and her “outfit” is un-appealing to me.
Lastly, kudos to you for being humble enough to post that lovely pic of yourself! You’re always beautiful to me! xoxo
Thanks Mahhhm! Love you!
Needed this tonight: fun, truthful savvy STUFF. Thanks you…looks like there is real hope for the future of style in America. YOU ROCK!!
MARGE! We love you longtime lady!!!
This is one of your funniest posts ever. also, i love that my mom posted before me. on the met gala.
It’s because Marge is so fabulous. If we ever post about the Tony Awards she’ll be on that like white on rice!