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Monthly Archive for December, 2012

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Dear Santa, From Karrie (Version 2012)

Dear Santa, here we are again, one year later.  Me and you.  Old pals.  I’m pretty sure this year I’m as deserving as ever of getting each and every one of the gifts my tender heart desires.

I’m always good to my friends (oopsie… Haylo Steph!).  I always behave in a dignified manner.  Like a lady.  I always act my age.

Without further ado, here’s a smattering of the things I’m hankering for this year!:

1. The Microdelivery Peel from Philosophy, because I’m *ahem* in my 30s and conscious of keeping my skin nice and healthy, and because HEY, you can never spend too much time purtifying your skin, right?  And THIS stuff’s supposed to work wonders.  It smoothes out rough skin and perks up a dull and splotchy skin tone. DONE.

Also available at Sephora

2. Slim Aarons: La Dolce Vita.  It’s been five months since my mom and I traveled to Italia, and yet, I just can’t shake the “dolce vita”-ness from my psyche.  It grabs onto you and doesn’t quite let go so easily.  Giddily, I recently discovered a new book from one of my all-time favorite photographers, Slim Aarons, and it’s chalk full of the most lush, magnificent shots of Italy.

3. Two newish decor books: Kathryn M. Ireland’s Timeless Interiors and Vintage Remix: The Interiors of Kishani Perera. One designer is Cali cozy-meets-globe trekker chic (and a bit cray, if you watch her on Million Dollar Decorators on Bravo). The other loves eclectic, vintage glamour (and was the subject of one of our first Designer Spotlights).

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4. Two more books – but this time, fiction: The Newlyweds by Nell Freudenberger and Mortality by Christopher Hitchens.  One’s a tale of a new married couple at the beginning of their journey together.  The other, a memoir from beloved and at times controversial writer Hitchens as he was battling cancer.

5. A Mophie Juice Pack Air.  Allow me to enter dork mode for just a moment, por favor.  Now this gets me excited.  The Mophie is this little external battery you attach to your phone, and recharges your batter by 150%!  It also doubles as a nifty case, so it protects too!  Git on it, people.

The super light recharger mirrors the aesthetic of your phone

6. A 10-pack of classes to Yoga Hop.  Because my chakras need some hip hop from time to time while I’m doing my downward dogs, and because having to deal with the holier than thou employees at my old yoga spot – which rhymes with Shmoga Shmorks – brings to mind, every time, this scene below from Bridesmaids:

7. Barefoot Contessa’s new book Foolproof: Recipes You Can Trust – Because I love her.  Because her recipes are warm, comforting, just the perfect touch of elegance mixed with cozy ‘Merican dishes.  I heart you, Ina Garten.

And that’s it! What are y’all putting on your lists this Chreeshmosh?!

“Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.” – Ralphie from A Christmas Story.

xoxo,

Instagram-ming the fridge

You know why renting is great?  Cause it’s so non-committal…  No mortgages you can’t get out of if your life depended on it, no unforeseen expenses when furnaces go kaput, etc.  And on that note, someday, I’ll tell you the hilariously tragic story about the house I owned that was built on an Indian burial ground and that nearly drove me to the brink of insanity.  But on the flip side, you know why renting is NOT great?  Because more often than not, you get stuck with unsightly appliances from 1950, unfortunate (yellow, in my case) walls you can’t paint over, and also in my case, GODAWFUL wallpaper.  Comme ca:

Mmm hmm.  That’s not a joke…  that’s the guest bath.  And my refrigerator is equally unfortunate:  a shade of yellow-y taupe, trimmed in black.  Yummy.  So as we were approaching Thanksgiving and I was in full-on Martha project mode, I was bound & determined to make SOMETHING in that kitchen cool.  I couldn’t strip wallpaper, swap appliances, rip out counters or overhaul the kitchen, but here’s what I figured I could do:  camouflage the circa-Beaver-Cleaver fridge with a smathering of Instagram photos (!)  Instagram is that glorious app that you can use to make photos look old school, to change the lighting and make ugly pictures look pretty, to add cool effects like vintage Polaroid-looking trim, etc.  I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a slightly tedious project (took me about a half day), but the result was awesome.  Here’s what I did:

1. I perused Facebook and hit “SAVE PHOTO” for each of the photos I wanted to use.

2. After I’d saved about 50 of my and Matt’s favorite pictures of us, our family and friends, I opened the Instagram app on my iPhone and went to crazy town.  I Instagram-med each pic, one by one, in “Earlybird”, which – once you move ’em over to your computer – makes them all a uniform size of about 3″x3″ square shots with vintage trim:

3.  After I printed each pic on glossy photo paper (you can pick this up at an Office Depot or Staples), then came the real fun:  trimming each picture with a pair of scissors.  It’s a wonder my fingers still work.

4.  I got a big fat roll of magnet adhesive from Michael’s (pretty sure you could snag this at a Hobby Lobby or maybe even Target too), and cut off about a gazillion little slivers about 1 centimeter wide…  then stuck one on each of the 4 corners on the back of each pic, as close to the edge as I could.

5.  This is what the dining room table looked like when I was done…  Too bad those aren’t edible, cuz if they were, I would’ve just swept ’em onto the floor and let Gus go to town.

6.  But it was all worth my blood, sweat, tears, snipping, printing & trimming, cuz THIS is what my fridge looks like now:

Our holiday guests loved perusing all the pics, and I love seeing everyone I love’s face every morning when I go to guzzle Soy Milk out of the carton.

Fun weekend project?!  Giddy up.

xoxo,